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I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she’s serious and now there’s going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.

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we will just rename them to orphans and then all of a sudden they won’t give a fuck.

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Oh please, I don’t need Satan as an excuse to sacrifice children.

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This is someone I can get behind!

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Better do pull out gun

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Back in the early 2000s (when Apple Minis were introduced) there was a rare system error that you could get that ended in a wall of script/code. What has stuck with me to this day was the screen ended on the line “panic: we are hanging here”.

Never did puzzle that out.

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Panic is a function Unix (or Linux?) kernel calls when it can’t handle an error

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Afaik it’s the “bsod” of *nix systems

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So the apple devs apparently also use “we are here 123”, “reached x”, “lol”, “lmao” and “penislol” as break points, just in production lol

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I’m a little sad some of those didn’t manage to slip through and make it out of prod lol

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Shhh don’t tell them about the zombies

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I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

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What the fsck?

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It’s likely referring to the child process

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