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You just know there are some people out there who feel like they’ve just won a decades-long debate with their friends

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Having lived in a small American barrio, tacos are definitely sandwiches.

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I feel like you are even more qualified than some judge in Indiana

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Lol. Thanks. Doesn’t count in court, I guess. I’m wondering if another group in another region would disagree?

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4 points

And those people are wrong.

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New York has a similar ruling for tax purposes, since prepared sandwiches have sales tax, unlike general groceries.

https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/tg_bulletins/st/sandwiches.htm

Always fun to be able to cite legal cases in your sandwich debates.

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Ironically it was argued by the guy opening a Mexican restaurant because the locals were being assholes and probably racist.

I’m reminded of why tomatoes are legally considered a vegetable - agribusiness tried to use their taxonomic classification as a way to get the cheaper tax rate and the judge decided that their common use and reception as a vegetable was the defining factor.

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12 points

And in California bees are fish.

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In Catholicism beavers are fish.

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17 points

And in absurdism, beavers are bees.

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1 point

Both are busy, the logic checks out

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I’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.

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4 points

Ma’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals

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10 points

Bread->filling->bread I’m good

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3 points

So… hot dogs?

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9 points

Sandwich

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1 point

A folded slice of pizza?

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Funnily I am sure there is a thesis somewhere by disgruntled sandwich fans who define 3d vectors which pass through the side showing its not true.

Its funny imagining the horror on their faces when they realize that there are vectors on the original sandwich that don’t pass through bread -> filling -> bread.

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Didn’t have to scroll far to see this here

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Never forget that a caesar salad is 100 sandwiches

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