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I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life

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da fuq does Indiana legislature know?

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One of my Asian friends commented that “all of your food is just a sandwich” and I can’t lie…man kinda has a point.

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Ironically it was argued by the guy opening a Mexican restaurant because the locals were being assholes and probably racist.

I’m reminded of why tomatoes are legally considered a vegetable - agribusiness tried to use their taxonomic classification as a way to get the cheaper tax rate and the judge decided that their common use and reception as a vegetable was the defining factor.

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Bread->filling->bread I’m good

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So… hot dogs?

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Sandwich

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A folded slice of pizza?

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Funnily I am sure there is a thesis somewhere by disgruntled sandwich fans who define 3d vectors which pass through the side showing its not true.

Its funny imagining the horror on their faces when they realize that there are vectors on the original sandwich that don’t pass through bread -> filling -> bread.

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Never forget that a caesar salad is 100 sandwiches

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Didn’t have to scroll far to see this here

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