99 points
Have we checked Moscow yet?
9 points
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70 points
“Elderly dementia patient missing in Florida…”
25 points
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One of the last retirement home communities I worked for had a code they would use if a resident couldn’t be found. They’d call “Code Silver” over the radio, and it meant all hands on deck to search the entire property to find the individual.
So yeah… Put out a Code Silver for our very own Rudy G.
38 points
The Arizona prosecutor’s office has been trying and failing to serve indictment paperwork on him for the election interference case in that state. Lying low it would seem.
4 points
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22 points
He’s hiding in the jack-in-the-box again.
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