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“Kilts, because they don’t make three legged pants.”
For real though, I gave up pants years ago and I will never go back. I highly recommend giving it a try.
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No proper Scotsman would have posted this.
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I dunno, knives and male genitals don’t really mix.
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Doesn’t mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule
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Indians too
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I don’t know, they ruined Scotland.