Millennials are wasting a 1/3 of their day in laying in bed. We spoke to industry experts about how this generation habit is impacting productivity.
They’re killing the furniture industry! Their habit for laying in bed is reducing the demand for things like dining room chairs, recliners, couches, and sofas.
Don’t forget the most comfortable of all furniture; the cheapest office chair your boss could buy in volume!
Millennials attempting to kill the food industry by buying less of it. Economists baffled.
They’re already blaming Millennials for killing the real estate industry by not buying enough houses.
Millennials “quiet breathing” oxygen in the company-owned building.
This is why I would never emigrate to Mars, because the corpo-tyranny would charge for air.
If we follow the logic of “doing your job” = “quiet quitting” then you need to call it “quiet suffocating”.
Life in the Crimson Corporation is typical: there are good times, when benefit packages and bonuses improve and bad times, when the corporation has to lay off some employees. Only, if one is out of job, one is out of luck. Since everything on Druuge worlds is Corporation property, every ex-employee is instantly trespassing and guilty of stealing corporation property, like air and sunlight. The only suitable punishment in Druuge laws for that is to feed the Furnace. Retired ex-employees are, however, allowed to breathe Corporation air (albeit at decreased rates).
if quiet quitting is “doing your job”, then wouldn’t having a normal lunch break be “quiet starving”?
I write this as I am quietly constipated.
I’m kidding, this is the loudest shit I’ve had in weeks. The acoustics in here are fantastic.
