65 points
As someone who works outside most of the day, this meme is bullshit. It’s hot as fuck out here and it’s not even summer yet.
1 point
43 points
Outside is where the mosquitos live.
7 points
43 points
3 points
2 points
39 points
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I feel attacked
Perhaps I should go touch grass
Edit: Fun fact: it’s allergy season and I’m now itchy. 10/10 would recommend touching grass anyways.
25 points
I’ll go outside, but I am NOT putting the phone down.
9 points
10 points
3 points
6 points
Ok, just look out for that p…
Oh, never mind. Should I call an ambulance?
