I feel attacked
Perhaps I should go touch grass
Edit: Fun fact: it’s allergy season and I’m now itchy. 10/10 would recommend touching grass anyways.
I’ll go outside, but I am NOT putting the phone down.
Ok, just look out for that p…
Oh, never mind. Should I call an ambulance?
Going outside? What for, exactly?
Outside is where the mosquitos live.
As someone who works outside most of the day, this meme is bullshit. It’s hot as fuck out here and it’s not even summer yet.