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Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men

102 points

This totally sounds like a plot for an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Mac tries to prove his heterosexuality

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So two gays could just come in and say they are friends and get two free beers?

But straight women couldn’t get it for free

I guess it’s more: “we only want men”

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79 points

I guess it’s more: “we only want men”

That sounds a bit gay NGL.

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17 points

“NGL” in Idaho = “Not Gay LOL”?

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24 points

I used to work in the trades. I was surrounded by straight-acting men. There’s nothing more gay than a group of straight-acting men.

Unfortunately it’s the creepy, repressed kind of gay that would make a tolerate person’s skin crawl.

I feel awful for their wives and children.

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12 points

I stumbled over a community at lemmynsfw.com called “rough trade” or something similar. Those tradesmen were so straight they weren’t afraid to let their buddy rest his cock in their mouth.

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4 points

Did you tell all the men you were working with this is how you felt about them, or was it more of an undercover hate thing?

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After finally getting fed up, I went on a 10 month campaign against mamagement calling out all the sexism, racism, poor management and absolute disrespectful treatment of apprentices and contractors. I made it very clear that the work culture was awful in every way.

I got predictably fired but I secretly was working with corporate to deal with the the awful HR manager who was enabling this work culture.

Without going into much details, After my company fired me, I put in a complaint to the government labour board over a wrongful termination case. A month later after my submitting my case to the labour board, the HR manager was forced into early retirement. A month after that I settled out of court and got my severance plus a little extra to cover lawyer fees.

My coworkers knew, most got upset at me for challenging authority, some respectfully supported me at an arms length and even fewer people actually supported me.

What was undercover hate wasn’t very hidden by the end of my time there. Although I doubt they fully knew how much I couldn’t stand them. I still had to maintain the peace somehow.

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87 points

This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.

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48 points

All chaps are assless

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14 points

You mean the clothing or do you just know a ton of British guys with very flat asses?

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I think it’s a big bang theory reference

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13 points

I will defer to your experience.

Just one question. What about those guys who need some support?

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8 points

Well you wear the chaps with a jockstrap, easy

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7 points

You proudly wear that patch on your chaps that tells the world how much you are loved?

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4 points

Assful? Asssome ?

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I think that a lot of people don’t actually know what chaps really are.

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59 points

Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?

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47 points

Real manly men only think about other manly men.

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16 points

But only in a completely hetero way wink wink nudge nudge

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29 points

They begrudgingly accept they exist, but they’re working on at least removing all their rights.

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25 points

Free beer (men only) sounds pretty gay

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11 points

That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

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7 points

Damn

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11 points

they have no interest in women.

wink.

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10 points

Women can’t be gay, so pride month is only about men and people who used to be men. /s

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6 points

If those women aren’t showing these chads the attention they deserve for being absolute kings among the peasants, then the women must be gay. It’s the only logical answer. /s

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6 points

Women are weak and girly. You think a strong masculine hot dude likes girly things? Yeah right, that’s so gay bro.

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1 point

Bars have consistently had ‘women nights’ at bars where they get all night discounts and free admission. I don’t see how this is any different

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It’s clearly a bicep.

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