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But wait. Do most actual trains use the linux kernel? I thought most ones were those traditional cargo ones, without any kind of computing system.

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In the US I can comfirm both GE (freight and passenger) and siemens passenger locomotives run Linux. Some passenger trainsets/cars still run embedded XP.

Pretty much all locomotives running out there today have a plethora of computers for managing fuel economy, brakes, and positive train control (rules compliance). Fun fact: the union pacific’s 4104 ‘big boy’ steam engine was fitted with wabtec’s I-ETMS PTC which is powered by Linux so there’s literally a steam powered locomotive running Linux.

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That’s so cool, thanks for the info and the photo.

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Probably means modern high speed trains. Most of them run in China so yeah they likely use Linux.

Do most of the trains in the world use Linux? Sadly no, they probably use coal.

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I hate how long it took me to figure out the intended meaning of this tweet.

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I had to look up the meaning and now I can only imagine the confusion this person must have felt, before he figured it out, lol.

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Explain please. What’s the true meaning and what’s the intended one?

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“Running train” is a euphemism for a gang bang.

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Even better

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I hate how the US has sexualized every random word or sentence. I’m here telling my American friend how funny it is that German’s call smart phones a “handy”, like “haha silly random word that makes sense tho haha :)”, but no, ma American bud breaks down laughing imagining German’s giving each other hand jobs.

Also the constant stopping during any sentence to go “oh, I know what YOU’RE thinking, get your mind out of the gutter!”. No, I don’t, and now I have the privilege of trying to remember every single word that wa just said and trying to see what inside there could possibly be a penis. This from of “joke” never fails to annoy the shit out of me. Like please can we just continue, or do you really have to recite this copy pasta while I stare like an absolute dunce at you?

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To be fair it’s rather odd they call it that. Germans seem rather strange with English in general.

They go to public viewings to watch on their beamers. Even when no one has died. Lothar MatthĂ€us claims “I’m a German record player”. They carry stuff around in their body bags and listen to music from “boxen”.
Merkel even told the english press about her shitstorm. Every day there is a cringe moment.

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I’m american and this is a perfect description of americans. I’ve literally never heard this phrase once, but I don’t hang out with morons.

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Sounds like your friend is just some dumbass who’s trying to fit something in there that just doesn’t. 
that’s what she said

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I read this in werner herzog’s voice.

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I just had a light bulb moment as to what it is that annoys me about a large portion of US-american men: all the “dudes” temper & behaviour is adolescent - as if they never made it past puberty. Which perfectly fits the sexualized language being funny to those guys.

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Or, we just ran out of fucks and want to have a laugh.

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Uhh
 your mom never made it past puberty?

Got 'em!!! Fucking burn dude!

Signed: an American

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your mom never made it past puberty

Church music starts playing

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