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Blue door is a monkey’s paw. You go back in time? You butterfly-effect shit you didn’t intend to.

  • Buy a bunch of Bitcoin? A series of unanticipated changes means people figure out it’s a pyramid scheme early and by around 2017 or so, the last Bitcoin miner shuts down. But hey, at least video cards are affordable!
  • Bring back Lotto numbers? Well sorry, buddy, but just by breathing the air differently, the air currents where the numbers are drawn are affected, and you’re left with zilch.
  • Got kids younger than 10? They don’t exist anymore! If you try to have them again, you end up with other kids who are similar, but not the same as the ones you loved… and have deleted from the timeline.

The answer to these time-travel opportunities is always to run screaming from them. But hey, at least with this one you’ve got an alternative where you become an instant millionaire! Take the $10 million. Don’t fuck the timeline up.

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Yeah, the re-do your life idea really gets scary after you have kids. There’s pretty much no way you get them back.

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Sounds like a win-win /s

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Bonus points, odds are you will have a really hard time re-meeting your partner. You’re probably a totally different person than you were when you met. The chemistry that got you started is now not there and who knows how you mix now. It may still work, but they might be weirded out by how much you know about them.

For both your sakes, the best option may be to never meet.

I’ll take the red door thanks.

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My partner and I love this time travel stuff — the truth would be a great pickup line!

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8 points

The movie About Time deals with this fact. It’s a great movie if you are ok with romcoms

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Yeah having acquired a wife and kids in the last decennia really makes this a no brainer.

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I mean your wife would likely still be in the picture, just have to win her over again.

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Speak for yourself! As someone who will literally be married for 10 years in 2 weeks and has 2 kids I’m going back baby! How else would I stop the marriage! Yeesh.

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Merry marriage aniversery

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Blue Door. One of my greatest mistakes was not buying Bitcoin when it was 100 dollars

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I fucking did buy bitcoin when it was pennies, but dumbass past me had a nasal problem and spent it immediately.

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Amen. Bought my first Bitcoin with RuneScape GP and immediately blew it all

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At least you got some fun out of it. The majority of the BTC I ever owned was on my parents computer that somehow wound up in my aunts hands. She stripped it and sold it all for parts…

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I wonder what would be more profitable, buying Bitcoin early, or buying Apple stocks early?

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10 points

Apple, their stock has split several times

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Depends how early, right? First days/months of bitcoin they were trading for fractions of a penny. What’s the ROI from $.0001 to $60,000? And in only 14yrs rather than 40.

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What % gain since going public?

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Someone tried to get me to buy at $8

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I still remember the first time I read about bitcoin and thought to myself “better check this out”.

Only I forgot about it until years after that lol

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We had other shit to do, video games don’t play themselves. Or at least back then they didn’t?

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Red door, I can’t say how much better I would do things if I did them again. But 10 mil can make things much better right now.

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Just look up some stocks to buy on the day of your first mistake before you go through the blue door and as a result you can have however much money you feel like is a good amount in future.

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Better yet, buy a huge amount of bitcoin and dump it at the height of the 2018 surge. Stocks implies you have a reasonable amount of money to start with, but bitcoin was worth pennies at the beginning.

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I was just thinking stocks so you can get the money prior to 2018

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36 points

10 mil would fix all my problems.

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As someone upper-class who hangs around rich people: Yes, money solves your problems, and yes, money is a great way to be happy

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That’s only true to a point and that point is not very high. There is some good literature on this, but after a handful of standard deviations above high-average income the happiness effect plateaus. Multimillionaires aren’t any happier than millionaires and often work more / stress more to get there.

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You know, I happen to be ok with it plateauing, as long as I’m on the damn plateau.

I’m not even within view range of the plateau at the moment. Might even be a different continent.

But then, I’m not dumb enough to keep working/trying to earn more once I’m set to be comfortable for the rest of my life. So maybe that’s the difference.

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That is a problem that I am very willing to have

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But what if 10 mil is enough for me to never work again and just spend all my time doing stuff I actually care about? I might even do work that matters to me that doesn’t normally pay well if I can control it myself.

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A decent house costs over a million where I’m at, I don’t think those studies account for inflation

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33 points

Go through blue door to choose red door instead.

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This one should be the accepted answer.

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Go through the red door and use that money to build a tine machine.

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