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Third building (biggest of all): Medical Insurance Administration.

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I wonder when they will go all Boeing and GE. The day when all they will have left is the ability to buy their own stock and lobby from the government for free money. Imagine the platonic peak form of health insurance. Processing no claims whatsoever.

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I like this comparison cause miracle whip sucks. Also, I’m going to Duke’s Mayo Clinic every time.

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It’s fucking crazy how many people either prefer miracle whip or think it tastes the same as mayo. Like what kind of mayonnaise are you eating?

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Might be a genetic thing. Like some people think avocados taste like dish soap. I think miracle whip tastes rotten.

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Pretty sure that’s cilantro you’re thinking of

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It has such a nasty sweet taste that I can’t stand.

Though I haven’t tried it since I was a teenager. I don’t intend in trying it again.

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Kewpie mayo is where it’s at

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unless you live in japan/china i cannot fathom regularly buying that, not only is it shipped halfway across the world, you have no clue what the ingredients and manufacturing is like, and to top it off it comes wrapped in a fucking plastic bag as if the shipping wasn’t terrible enough for the environment…

Especially when it’s mayo, something you can make with eggs, oil, some spices, and an immersion blender!

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Kewpie hits the dish soap very hard with me.

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We prefer Blue Plate General

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Isn’t it amazing how often the Miracle Whip people end up in the hospital emergency room whenever they have a serious medical problem.

Not being able to breath has a way of reorganizing your beliefs in a big damn hurry.

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Don’t worry, they are back to their beliefs right after. Same with the anti abortion crowd.

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I live near Rochester, MN. This is hilarious. I’m sending it to many people I know

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Glad I could be of service.

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And you have to pay for both.

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