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Good to know VGA and parallel port devices are safe.

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Nah, they’ll just sue you if you’re using VGA instead of HDMI since it obviously means you are trying to crack DRM and thus running afoul of DMCA.

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Everyone loves listening to their favorite purchased movie while watching a black screen

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Nuh-uh, sound has to go over HDMI as well. You may only partake in your own culture through DRM-approved channels.

This got me thinking, could you still get an abortion in the bad parts of the US if you trademarked your DNA, and claimed that the condom breaking violated DMCA?

You know, show up at the doctors with a ton of papers headlined

CEASE AND DESIST

Or at least get child support out of Durex?

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2 points

What about my Hercules graphics card?

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2 points

Sorry, it put on a poisoned shirt and had to jump into a fire.

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41 points

I swear, it’s no longer possible to distinguish satire from reality.

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15 points

It does sound like something they would do.

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Advise people on installing Linux? Yes.
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install

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I expected WSL instructions. Tyrns out there are instructions for both WSL and bare metal. MS outdid themselves.

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They’d name it Microsoft Windows Deprecation Maker 2024 Enterprise 11 though.

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Not really.
Microsoft won’t explain further after “we end support”.

They are now the “Something went wrong” people.

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If you have a hard time telling this is satire, you might just be a bit dim.

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It really feels like no matter what community you look at on Lemmy, every 3rd post is Windows bad Linux good. It’s honestly a bit exhausting. And I’ve been running Linux for over a decade…

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For real lol makes me feel a little alienated. I just want to play games on my computer

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Sadly, you should feel alienated. When you choose to use proprietary software, you further the injustice that it creates over society. Windows is so shamefully harmful, even outside of just being proprietary that choosing it in 2024 is choosing the side of unjust power, and you should be rightfully alienated for making that decision.

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23 points

Least self righteous Linux user

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10 points

Hardest I’ve ever rolled my eyes

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8 points

Ok but this one is funi

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This is how the Internet was back in the 90s

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And it’s your fault if it happens to you, because we sent you EMAILS telling you it was going to happen!

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Lol, SCSI

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You’ve got to give Microsoft credit for their dedication to backwards compatibility.

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but my DVI monitor doesn’t get the love SCSI does 😔 what a society we live in…

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That’s a term I haven’t heard in a very, very long time. I keep one in a drawer with my Sound Blaster PCMCIA card.

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I work at a MSP, and we support a variety of customers, some with quite old hardware. I still on occasion have to assist in replacing 1.8TB SCSI 7200RPM drives in a RAID array. Finding compatible drives gets harder every time.

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