60 points

tbf, usually when the police and military type agencies start being given outfits specifically designed to look cool, its often because of an authoritarian group getting power and wanting people to idolize or join up with those professions, so having unusually good looking police outfits can be a bit suspicious

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5 points

All the best cops wear high-viz

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1 point

I support our meter maids parking attendants and crossing guards.

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For real, though. Pick the cop least likely to be on a power trip.

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I don’t know the correct way to spell zhouzh, but I know for a fact it is not “jooj”.

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Believe it or not I think the correct answer is genuinely in the middle for once

Jouzh

The start is slightly shorter than the end

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9 points

zhuzh

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I’ll disagree.

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Okay, well just remember you made me do this:

Genre - nre

&

Beige - Bei

It’s now spelled

Geouge

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Is it french? (don’t come for me I can’t conjugate in french to save my fucking life 😂 but jouez looked…more pleasant to my eyeballs lol)

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I do not understand either of those, what do you mean?

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Is it anything like juche, the Korean-supremacist ideology of North Korea?

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As a kid I always wondered why most police uniforms were black. Bad guys wear black. As an adult, I get it now. Bad guys wear black.

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Now I’m picturing a cop trying to walk all confidently out of his squad car during a traffic stop while wearing a frilly maid outfit.

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Looks good to me.

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We could even get the military in on this.

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3 points

Ah? Ah? What do you think?

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4 points

Last person that tried to do something like that got fired

We always lose the good ones

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zhuzh

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This is also how I spell it, but is it the correct spelling?

Edit: I should have just read further.

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They claim it’s jouzh but I don’t agree, the Oxford dictionary has zhuzh

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zhuzh and zhoosh according to Merriam-Webster.

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