And here i am having a toilet that automatically cleans my ass with warm water, drys it and plays music…
I went to my aunts house in a holiday as a child and was amazed by the water fountain at the bathroom. I drank the water from it.
Where’s the communal sponge holder?
A bowl filled with vinegar and/or saltwater in the middle of the room. If your hand touches someone else’s as you both reach for it, it’s only polite to strike up a conversation as one of you cleans up.
Ah so it’s not a “you scrub my butthole, I scrub yours” situation?
That would explain last Thursday…
The best part is that the sponge was a real sea animal that was mudrered and speared on the end of a stick.
Ascend, my Lemmy brethren and sistren! Behold the bidet!