And here i am having a toilet that automatically cleans my ass with warm water, drys it and plays music…
I went to my aunts house in a holiday as a child and was amazed by the water fountain at the bathroom. I drank the water from it.
The best part is that the sponge was a real sea animal that was mudrered and speared on the end of a stick.
I as an American bidet convert can only say: bro it will change your life.
They aren’t expensive, they are easy to install, and don’t listen to this warm water propaganda, that cool water (I live in the northern parts so I mean COOL) is refreshing and great.
Join the revolution of having a clean ass!
Where’s the communal sponge holder?
A bowl filled with vinegar and/or saltwater in the middle of the room. If your hand touches someone else’s as you both reach for it, it’s only polite to strike up a conversation as one of you cleans up.
Ah so it’s not a “you scrub my butthole, I scrub yours” situation?
That would explain last Thursday…
Ascend, my Lemmy brethren and sistren! Behold the bidet!
