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Hydrox are actually pretty good(thelemmy.club)

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harmonea@kbin.social
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Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

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aplomBomb@midwest.social
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Well it’s no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It’s either that or your grandma’s biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!11!!!

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MK Rexx@lemmy.studio
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Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

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PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee
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I lost it at “video game boss” but honestly you’re spot on with all of these.

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PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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You’ve never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

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Blastasaurus@lemm.ee
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Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

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X3N0@thelemmy.clubOP
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No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn’t my first language.

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harmonea@kbin.social
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It’s a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

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X3N0@thelemmy.clubOP
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I’m also bad at context

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DracEULA@beehaw.org
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Newman-o’s is the superior cream filled sandwich cookie.

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MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world
30 points

Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!

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UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.

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X3N0@thelemmy.clubOP
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yup they’re the og

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dmention7@lemm.ee
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My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.

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JollyBrancher @lemm.ee
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You mean to say you’ve never enjoyed a Bust-O’s by Gonad Vortex?!

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thekerker@lemmy.world
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Right? I mean what other chocolate sandwich cookie is “overflowing with nut”?

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JollyBrancher @lemm.ee
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Do you like movies about gladiators? … You ever chocolate dip a nutter butter?

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dmention7@lemm.ee
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I mean… Not if you’re talking about cookies.

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JollyBrancher @lemm.ee
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The ol’ Gonad Vortex. Only slightly less awful spaghettification than a black hole!!!

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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Is- is that a sex thing?

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JollyBrancher @lemm.ee
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If it truly was, it might be at least a misdemeanor charge in some countries.

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setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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It’s edited Great Value cookies

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JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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Soylentcolaispeople@sh.itjust.works
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And hydrox are just a knock off of these

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