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Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

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Well it’s no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It’s either that or your grandma’s biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!11!!!

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31 points

Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

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11 points

I lost it at “video game boss” but honestly you’re spot on with all of these.

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6 points

You’ve never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

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4 points

Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

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14 points

No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn’t my first language.

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8 points

It’s a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

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12 points

I’m also bad at context

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1 point

Newman-o’s is the superior cream filled sandwich cookie.

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30 points

Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!

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27 points

Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.

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6 points

yup they’re the og

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20 points

My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.

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47 points

You mean to say you’ve never enjoyed a Bust-O’s by Gonad Vortex?!

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9 points

Right? I mean what other chocolate sandwich cookie is “overflowing with nut”?

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4 points

Do you like movies about gladiators? … You ever chocolate dip a nutter butter?

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8 points

I mean… Not if you’re talking about cookies.

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2 points

The ol’ Gonad Vortex. Only slightly less awful spaghettification than a black hole!!!

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3 points

Is- is that a sex thing?

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2 points

If it truly was, it might be at least a misdemeanor charge in some countries.

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4 points

It’s edited Great Value cookies

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And hydrox are just a knock off of these

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