124 points

“… As a great CEO…”

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Yeah, I really don’t like that taste of vomit in my mouth he just made me experience…

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14 points

I used to have a president who bragged about how humble they were

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4 points

Were they on the top of the humble list?

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115 points

“…and he’s the best second shift server we have on staff”

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Ngl if it weren’t for my soul crushing student loan debt, I’d do this. Not to qualify for jobs or gloat, I just love learning.

I hope to start a PhD before 40 but the finances and family life aren’t looking too promising.

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39 points

Why do you think he’s still in school? They can’t start collecting until you finish school. All he has to do is remain in school longer than fasfa remains solvent…so Id say he’s got a chance.

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8 points

“It’s a form, not a student debt corporation.” - My Mom.

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9 points

If it’s not to qualify for jobs you can always just learn online for free. I suppose it depends on the degree but there’s quite a lot you can just teach yourself these days.

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8 points

I learn new things almost every day, I haven’t set foot in a school in nearly 20 years.

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6 points

Ngl every time that thought runs through my head it eventually hits a wall at some point in the class when you’ve had your fill of curiosity for the subject, would rather move on to something else, but now you are stuck doing homework and working on that paper.

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4 points

Same. I’d do every IT degree possible if so lol.

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4 points

Bruh. I question very seriously the wisdom of any applicant who has a PhD. Considering that a good deal of my job requires me to fire useless phds when their idiot bosses won’t do it.

I have a PhD, btw. Been through the trenches.

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My employer has hired a few PhD’s for entry level engineering positions, and then they always end up fired because they are too incompetent to do it.

“I have a PhD”. Yeah, but you can’t even do this basic shit and your doctorate is in nothing we care about, but you knew some people.

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3 points

Ive often thought that id love to get paid to learn. Like give up my job and my new job is just learning

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4 points

You can, but then it switches from learning to discover something. Expanding human knowledge is cool, but then reality sets in with funding, getting published, and having to kiss ass to rich idiots who think they are just as smart as you.

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2 points

You can audit classes for free at Harvard online.

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2 points

Most colleges have the option to audit classes for free even!

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2 points

Me too! I plan on doing a PhD sometime in my 40s, before I turn 50.

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72 points

People just business shit post there all day, huh?

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78 points

What else is a CEO supposed to do, work?

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4 points

It’s like a less transphobic Tumblr.

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58 points

This individual has more debt than the United States government.

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