[a portrait of Sonic the Hedgehog next to a portrait of Elon Musk, set up as a side-by-side comparison. Below Sonic’s portrait is text describing his traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
Below Musk’s portrait is a nearly-identical list of traits:
- loved by edgy teens
- wants to go back to space
- nemesis is a powerful bald man
- thinks he lives in a simulation
- draws power from emeralds
]
The following trait should be added under Sonic: “frees animals from villain who has turned them into robots”.
And the following under Musk: “kills animals by implanting robot chips in their brains”.
this makes me think Musk is what you’d get if you crossed Sonic and Eggman
nemesis is a powerful bald man
Is that referring to Jeff Bezos?
Sonic actually has morals though.
Don’t do Sonic dirty like that.
wait why does sonic want to go to space
EDIT: right, nvm, I’m dumb, every single final boss in the sonic franchise since SA1 has taken place in space
