114 points

This coexist sticker/Subaru stereotype is so annoying. Not all of us have that sticker. Some of us have them as plastic emblems replacing the car’s name. Sheesh.

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45 points

SOME OF US AREN’T EVEN LESBIANS

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12 points

Prove it.

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15 points

*licks you very badly

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6 points

Uh… I only own two flannel shirts and didn’t even go see Brandi last time she was in town.

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96 points

I had a Subaru for about 2 weeks when my wife put a local farmers market magnet on my car as a joke. That fucking thing melted to my car and I never got it off. 12 years later, i sold it with that damn farmers market magnet stuck to it.

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104 points

The Subaru assimilated the sticker. Resistance was futile.

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12 points

Magnets are amazing.

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11 points

…but how do they work?

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7 points

Nobody knows

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2 points

Magnetism

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2 points

Give me a glass of water.

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6 points

Do you live on the surface of the sun?

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34 points
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As the formerly-smug owner of TWO Crosstreks, believe me when I say the smugness dissipates quickly after a few stealership visits…

tl;dr - buy the beige camry

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24 points

The rotten truth is that Subarus aren’t really any more reliable than other vehicles, but uave much more expensive repair costs than comparable Hondas or Toyotas.

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9 points

also the suspension and steering and acceleration and interior padding is all rough.

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5 points

Yeah, my crosstrek has some of the stiffest suspension i have ever felt. And their symetrical AWD has always seemed like just a gimmick.

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2 points

Yeah but they are pretty nice driving in the snow, or at least my wife is content with hers. I’d much rather have 4x4 for snow and ice, but I also enjoy goofing around with it. No car I’ve every driven handles snow better than my 6-speed jeep.

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I can attest, my mom has a 2017 Impreza hatchback with a manual transmission. In the first two years it was in the shop like 4-5x for various issues, the main one being wiring harness for the engine.

I’ve driven it a handful of times and it’s a fucking pile. She regrets buying it… the shifter vibrates horribly, the car constantly shudders like it’s going to stall, the interior is awful hard plastic, everything looks and feels cheap, and the car is PAINFULLY slow. The first time I tried to drive it I was literally flooring it and it felt like it was barely moving. Eco mode was off, it’s just a slow car.

I’m never buying a Subaru and I recommend against it if it ever comes up. I almost bought a new WRX but after seeing what my mom went thru I got a GTI and it’s been reliable. Cheaper at the time too.

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9 points

I think your mom’s Impreza has been in the shop for more issues than all of my Subarus combined. I got a buddy driving a 20 year old Impreza and it still runs great. I get it, I had a rogue that was similar. Just constantly not working right. I’ll never buy another Nissan. Getting a lemon does that.

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3 points

Of course it’s slow, it has the least powerful engine they could legally mount inside the engine compartment. Their interiors are like 10 years behind all of their competitors, which is a huge deal considering how much progress there has been in the last 10-15 years.

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2 points

See, i thought i was just shitty at driving stick. My crosstrek also stutters and shakes a ton, and once a week it just refuses to let me shift into reverse.

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I just spent a weekend in a rented crosstrek. I hated the throttle curve. It’s super twitchy at low speeds and lacks power at highway speeds. It made navigating parking lots way more finnicky than necessary.

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9 points

Did it have a CVT? I hate those damn things…

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I think so since it was a 2021 model.

The auto stop-start functionality was also really rough. Overall, it just was not a pleasant driving experience.

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1 point

I have an outback with CVT. It’s fine. That’s not a racing machine though, it’s main job is towing my boat

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I own a Forester. It’s a car that drives when I press the pedal. I’ve literally never had an issue navigating a parking lot, and it keeps up just fine on highways.

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10 points

As a beige Camry haver, my car is 22 years old and runs like a champ. Had to swap out the spark plugs, the cat, battery, tires, and brakes, but that’s expected when the car’s got a moonlength of mileage on it. I love this thing and will drive it until the frame is broken, I’m dead, or the car becomes illegal.

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5 points

Never take your car to the dealership for service unless it’s under warranty.

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3 points

True although, I’ve been screwed by independent shops pretty damn bad also.

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3 points

At least with smaller shops you have some negotiating power. The dealership is like “oh, you don’t think we should charge $300 an hour for oil changes? How about you go fuck yourself then?”.

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2 points

Can confirm, I worked at a dealership.

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5 points

I just bought silver Corolla. Is that good enough?

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19 points

Would someone mind explaining what a coexist sticker is to me please?

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Lovely. Thank you. :)

Where I live, Subaru is generally a “boy racer” car.

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27 points

Yep Impreza is the boy racer, Outback is a lesbian car.

I’m not making that up Sorry for source, there are plenty of them if you search

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23 points

Subarus with hood scoops and Subarus without hood scoops have entirely different connotations.

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16 points

My wife keeps threatening to get me a “My other Subaru is a Subaru” for my old Outback. I threaten to get her one for her Tribeca, but a Tribeca isn’t a Subaru.

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