93 points

Three out of four of those corners (including the one in which the gummies are a misdemeanor) are also within the Navajo Nation. Kinda feels like that tribal jurisdiction ought to matter.

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They do. And for most purposes each reservation is it’s own little defacto nation. They aren’t truly, but definitely in spirit lol.

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They don’t necessarily. Historically they didn’t have jurisdiction over non-tribal members. Now there are some detainment powers, but it is not 100% clear still.

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8 points

Each nation has its own agreement with the USA that defines these things, it’s weird. I think it’s in Wisconsin where tribe members retain hunting and fishing rights to a lake sold as a private lake, when cops showed up, they had to let them fish and hunt or the land would be returned to the tribe. As per the agreement from long ago.

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Ummm that is a sold sort of. It is more clear now, but is history tribal police couldn’t reinforce the law or even detain non tribal members. After a supreme court ruling and a new federal law tribal place have some power over non-tribal members. But not to necessarily to the extent of other local law enforcement.

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69 points

However, he is crossing 3 state lines in the process, breaking federal law.

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16 points

running in circles at the 4 corners smoking a spliff so i can get the felony high score

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2 points

Like the old pun goes:
Crossing (sea)gulls across the state lion for immortal porpoises.

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1 point

Did he not break federal law when purchasing them? Or is it just the sale of that is federally illegal? Never bothered to look.

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9 points

Transporting across state lines is weird and federally regulated.

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Cannabis as a whole is federally regulated.

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If they were made with hemp grown in compliance with the 2018 farm bill, they should be federally legal. Places ship hemp derived gummies across state lines all the time.

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Crossing state lines is interstate commerce, and that is federal jurisdiction.

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63 points

What happens if you get an abortion on that spot?

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In his order, abortion is: Homicide after 15 weeks and before a 24-hour waiting period, Legal at your convenience, Legal at your convenience but only if the mother is in danger, Homicide after 18 weeks and before a 72-hour waiting period.

The only way to perform an abortion on that spot that is 100% legal is if it is done before 15 weeks, after waiting 72 hours, and the mother’s life is in danger.

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Wait three days for a medical procedure and nobody bats an eye.

Wait three days for a firearm and everybody loses their minds.

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10 points

This guy aborts

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3 points

Waiting 72 hours? Sounds like you just waited 15 weeks. Let me flush this gummy!

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38 points

Thermonuclear annihilation

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Clouds will form over the spot as a warm wind blows in from the southeast. Flecks of rain will fall and a slow rumble will build from below as the ground shakes and a hole appears from the fallen ground. A representative of each will be sent: a sheriff, an artist, a socially conscious libertarian, and a racist.

They will each give you one gift and then the sheriff arrests you and takes you to be judged by the racists. The others watch on in quiet disapproval, to the abortion or the arrest it isn’t clear. The racist then says “As foretold, the skies open and you’re on trial in another state.”

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12 points

A lot of slack-jawed tourists. Probably some dehydration as well.

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4 points

Going out of your way to have an abortion exactly there?

That sounds just like a satanic withcraft ritual.

Not sure if there more or less steps, maybe it just IS considering abortion used to be a job for the local herbalist women.

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56 points

Man my brain is toast.

I was scratching my head wondering which state would ban gummy bears and why no one in the comments seemed curious about that.

Then I realized weed gummies.

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Nah man, Utah made gummy vitamins a misdemeanor to ensure kids wouldn’t get tricked into enjoying them. /S

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4 points

Man my brain is toast.

Do… erm… gummies have anything to do with it?

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49 points

His pockets are only in two states each. He may be in physical possession of illegal drugs for that one state, but the drugs themselves may not be there. How would that be ruled?

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Technically they’re on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

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But possession is 9/10 of the law which means means this is only 9/40 or .225 illegal

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12 points

That’s the saying, but in reality it’s more like 80%, or 4/5.

This, being in four states at once, that makes it 4/20.

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20 points

Maybe he was spinning around at the time.

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3 points

Spin Up or Spin Down?

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15 points

Schrödinger’s weed

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2 points

by the judge beating the shit out of you

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3 points

Battle judges

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6 points

this behavior is shown in the 2012 documentary judge dredd

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Ah, you beat me to it. But don’t forget the back pockets.

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