69 points

They jerked off the mice

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Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.

Spend 8 years jerking off mice.

Consider it a dub anyway

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12 points

Not only that, they “unlocked the sensory secrets of the penis and clitoris.” They gave those mice the absolute times of their lives.

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Except for the ones who were genetically engineered to lack the sensitive nerves, or who had the connection between the nerves and their brains cut. Lots of animal cruelty in this study.

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Let’s get upset about all the mutilated African girls instead, yes?

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57 points

What was the “secret”? It’s nerves. I could have told you before without a study. It’s nerves, guys. Lots of nerves!

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21 points

We knew that 152 years ago, we just forgot for 151 years.

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6 points

Oops! 🧠💩

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14 points

Yeah but where are these nerves? Bermuda triangle? Another plane of existence like from that movie interstellar? The moves passed down to me thru generations seem to do nothing.

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8 points

Well now I’m curious what these moves are.

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3 points

vibrato

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1 point

David Puddy?

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7 points

Gimme a bottle of lube and 20 minutes I’ll figure it out.

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3 points

I wonder who locked it down 150 years ago!

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I want you all to read this article and pay very close attention to the exact wordings. Some examples:

Krause corpuscles — nerve endings in tightly wrapped balls located just under the skin…

“It’s been hard to get people to work on this because some people have a hard time talking about it”

Ginty and other sensory biologists have long wanted to study these mysterious neuron balls.

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15 points

Reaching a bit, but sure, I exhaled swiftly through my nose at some of those.

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7 points

Yes, it’s nothing too big. But some days exhaling swiftly through the nose is worth gold…

Also, I think c/theyknew

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❤️

They might very well have, 😁

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26 points

G-spot still remains elusive

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Hey, at least scientists finally found the clitoris!

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19 points

Another “study” by the woke liberal science ivory tower. It’s a fact that women don’t feel pleasure.

– Charlie Kirk

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My wife, a doctor, can support this conclusion. My doctor-wife says getting wet is a medical condition that other women should see my doctor wife about.

-Ben Shapiro

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”Ginty and other sensory biologists have long wanted to study these mysterious neuron balls.”

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