113 points

Laser tanks are impractical. What if the enemy wears mirrored shades? That laser goes right back and kills you instead. You don’t want your 100 million dollar tank to be taken out by a pair of Ray-Bans.

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93 points

We can put shades on the tank to bounce it right back

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Classic,but inappropriate. Tanks should not wear aviators, but big chunky goggle style Warby Parkers on sale $1.89

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WAR… is… disco?

Next your gonna tell me the raving rabbits are the ones driving them.

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20 points

I guess war does change.

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2 points

Disco Demolition Night. This type of war is not unprecedented.

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https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/04/24/army-has-officially-deployed-laser-weapons-overseas-combat-enemy-drones.html

The Army has officially deployed a pair of high-energy lasers overseas to blast incoming enemy drones out of the sky, the service recently confirmed, marking a major milestone for the U.S. military’s ongoing development of futuristic directed-energy weapons.

The 20-kilowatt Palletized High Energy Laser, or P-HEL, “is currently deployed to support the Army’s mission” in an undisclosed location abroad, a spokesman for the service’s Rapid Capabilities and Critical Technologies Office, which manages its directed-energy portfolio, told Military.com.

I think the bigger concern is enemy UAVs wearing shades.

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11 points

Yay for undisclosed location! Slava Ukraini!

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3 points

Big ass solar panels on the drone to capture the energy and charge the drones battery

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19 points

What if they do this

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14 points

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

and its soo awesome

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7 points

This is why I never open someone else’s makeup bag.

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9 points

Doesn’t that cause a nuclear explosion?

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12 points

That’s when you go back to explosives, you don’t even need shrapnel anymore, they are already wearing it!

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5 points

The moment those mirrors stop being perfectly shiny they begin thermal collapse. Which is the real reason mirrors exposed to the atmosphere can’t be used as targeting optics.

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86 points

Counterargument:

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The US military has in the past used some large vehicle mounted beam weapons that make your skin burn like all hell, such as the Active Denial System, and I wonder if those could be deflected as well or if they’re the part of the spectrum that needs more sophisticated shielding?

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Those aren’t lasers, they’re millimeter-wave radio beams.

Yes, they can be deflected pretty easily, but you’ll need metal shield that’s big enough to entirely hide behind.

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40 points

I only we had something we could fire that do almost the same arc as that. That would be ballin’! So I’d call it ballistics

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27 points

Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

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17 points

Dangit! We won’t find that anywhere on Earth!

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10 points

You fools. Look up!

It’s not a “moonshot,” it’s a 360 no-scope.

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7 points

Aiming such a thing would be more than an art…

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5 points

That would work if the earth wasn’t flat. As it is, you need to transport the artillery below their position and shoot them from there. Like Ender shooting through the ice clouds.

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32 points

the tank is confused by its own reflection and attempts to fight itself

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This is why certain Army weapons are not appropriate for the Marines

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31 points

Sigh.

Because good lasers are red.

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…the color of a blaster bolt (character-scale or starship scale) is determined by the quality of the gas used in it - higher quality gives you green, lower quality gives you red. The Rebellion didn’t have access to the highest quality gas, and had to make do with the lower quality ammunition.

Huh, I guess I wondered but never looked it up until now.

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I mean, that’s how it was retconned, but it was originally just so viewers could tell if it was the good guys or bad guys shooting. Just like there were only supposed to be blue (good guys) and red (bad guys) lightsabers. As the Star Wars universe and lore expanded, things got retconned and added/changed/removed, and it’s still happening with the new stuff that comes out. Isn’t world-shaping neat?

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