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A few come to mind…

“Ohana means family, you piece of shit.” — “Lilo & Stitch”, 2002.

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all, you piece of shit.” — “Bambi”, 1942

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you piece of shit!” — “Mary Poppins”, 1964

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24 points

"I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf

How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?

Ay, I could do that"

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4 points

Wouldn’t that be

At, I could do that, you piece of shit

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1 point

Could be either, but I felt it seemed more fitting to Legolas’s reply

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“Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. You piece of shit.”

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21 points

“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. You piece of shit”

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6 points

“But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.”

“You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done, you piece of shit.”

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2 points

Sounds legit, they didn’t want him go to college either

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3 points

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you piece of shit. You’re my only hope.

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20 points

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.”

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11 points

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

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17 points

"I love you.

I know. You piece of shit."

classic star wars really.

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10 points

“no, I am your father. you piece of shit.”

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