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Well that’s it. No need for any more comments. We aren’t getting any better than this right here.

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Thank you for this read. I was commenting by and wouldn’t have posted those comments until I saw you understood.

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Funny enough this reads more like spam from a person where English is their second language than as AI spam

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I mean, English is a computer’s second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

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What if it’s an immigrant computer

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01110011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011

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What’s funnier is that you didn’t even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.

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It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

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Here it is

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…there probably was none.

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I have heard that my grandmother’s secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer’s Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.

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dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters

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What happens at the Y stays at the Y

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Dude tell your toasters to stop performing copulation upon my uncles.

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But why the BBQ sauce?

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Why are you so suspicious and judgemental? Would a fully sentiant lizard creature from the deep crypts of the earth ever carry around some sweet baby rays brand barbecue sauce used primarily in lubricating the products of totally normal heating of mammal flesh to temperatures that render it low in bacterial burden and amenable to a mix of flat and pentarating teeth attached to relatively weak jaw musculature? I think not. Seems like a perfectly humanoid thing to do and you should probably stop trying to draw attention to it.

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“I’m the meat chef…smoking these meats…Sweet Baby Ray’s”

I quote this video at least once a week 🤣

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Aaaaahhh. Thx

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Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a great recipe for smoked meat with Sweet Babyy Ray’s.

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Ima be honest with you, not a huge fan of Sweet Baby Ray’s.

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The Zuck loves sweeeet baby rays

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It’s for smoked meats.

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