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At first i read this as Reese being am actual girl and the cups being hers

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Idea for ad to publish on porn sites.

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Only tangentially related, but: I’m a school bus driver and a very popular name for kids these days is “Rhys”. I really enjoy asking them why they’re named after chocolate-covered peanut butter as it drives them crazy.

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You’re a hero. Just so you know, you can mail people bags of animal waste.

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That’s great to know, but how is it relevant here?

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When is it not?

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Tragedeigh

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Man that was a great subreddit.

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There should be a y or two and/or and unnecessary double letter in there somewhere

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They are named after the hero who goes back in time to save Sarah Connor from the Terminator.

Also, you are too old to be picking on school children.

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It’s teasing and it’s fine

I am sure if you have friends then you are used to ribbing

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The guy in Terminator was “Reese,” which is even closer to Reese’s candy than “Rhys.”

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I’d be happy if they could just come off cleanly

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Store them in a colder spot. I personally like freezing them. Wrappers always come off cleanly.

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You’re a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍

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Reading this comment is like reading a modern-day Book of Revelation.

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Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.

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Glad you went with wrapper and not the original term.

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Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…

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I think that’s something we can all safely kinkshame…

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