Heehee.

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Oo! A weekend Riker!

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You got trombone Riker on speed dial

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I live for these stories.

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I suspect you’re also like me, and have a cache of reaction memes

Example:

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If you’ve never had the pleasure of visiting !tenforward@lemmy.world, then I’d say you’re missing out. Between !@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world and !@ummthatguy@lemmy.world, it’s always a party.

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Thanks and yes, I see Squid there plenty.

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Bannon Inmate No: 05635-509

When does Trump get his inmate number?

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Trump was already booked as Inmate P01135809 in the Georgia election subversion case.

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Holy cow, it’s legit.

Amazing

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LOL!!! I actually had to look that up. I’m so glad they’re finally hauling is carcass off to a real prison.

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dude fucked us all the way over here in south america.

why is it never a police raid and handcuffs for these people? always just pwease come get awwested 🥺

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If I got a felony conviction my professional and personal life would never recover.

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Somehow these evil chucklefucks are able to rack up multiple felonies, defy court orders, do whatever they want and really face no repercussions. If his lawyers ever manage to convince him to actually do his time it’ll be in the cushiest, softest minimum security camp. This guy is who people are talking about when they say eat the rich; he’s like a cartoon villain, he’s evil because it’s fun and easier.

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I am pretty sure there was an FBI Raid for Michael Flynn awhile back. Ironically he was on social media saying “Come and Get Me, Libs!” And then registered Republican voter Robert Mueller came and got him.

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I think this might fall under “cruel and unusual punishment” for his cellmate. Imagine having to live in a tiny room with this blowhard.

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Alcoholics often smell bad, and going through withdrawals will make him extra cranky too.

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You leave alcoholics out of this! Are they not suffering enough?!

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Not Bannon

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