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Except the Dems convention hasn’t happened yet and there’s still plenty of time to hire Batman a great butler who’s still capable…

Joker only has a chance if we run Alfred and he loses. We don’t have to run Alfred.

So if you want to do everything you can to stop Joker, Alfred needs to step aside and endorse his replacement

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Who is that going to be though? There’s no one. Traditionally it might be the current VP, but everyone hates Kamala because she’s shit. There is no one else, it’s Biden or my dumb ass cat, at least my cat will get the ‘cute and doesn’t shit in the plants’ vote. Unbelievably my cat would still lose to a rapist and felon.

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Who is that going to be though?

I used to type a lot for these, but they constantly come up.

So at this point: AOC

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0 points

People have been bringing her up for years, but she is still not eligible. The president must be 35.

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5 points

That would be great, but she’s too divisive to win.

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She’s not 35 is she?

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I don’t think it really matters why. People don’t like her.

Also, every Democrat, including Biden, seems to do the same against Trump based on polling. (I know polling is hard to trust, but we have no other way of measuring things at present.)

https://www.dataforprogress.org/blog/2024/6/29/in-post-debate-poll-voters-think-biden-is-too-old-to-be-president-yet-alternative-candidates-perform-similarly-against-trump

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She was involved in the slave trade known as the “justice system” and proud of it. She’s one of them.

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She is shit because she was given the platform of VP with the sole job of developing name recognition as the next candidate, yet many of us have a worse opinion of her than we started with

I know VPs should generally be silently partners but this is the one time we needed one who succeeded at any initiative

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Ah fuck, I thought I had escaped the Khive nonsense when I left Twitter and the DNC pushed her into the background 🤦

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10 points

Everyone I know who despises Kamala Harris is politically to the left of her

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Who is that going to be though? There’s no one

There’s currently no one because the DNC has forbidden all the ones. There’s at least a dozen Democrats who could jump in tomorrow and have better chances than Biden by the week after next.

everyone hates Kamala because she’s shit.

Not as much as they hate Biden now. Whether on purpose or not, they’ve been wise to mostly keep her in the shadows so everyone could forget how awful and fake she is and also to lessen the Biden stink on her.

it’s Biden or my dumb ass cat

I’d vote for your cat over Biden or the Mango Mussolini in a heartbeat. Not even joking.

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5 points

My dumb cat would work. As long as they don’t have a sex scandal and has some decent legislative record, they’d be fine.

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3 points

“Reporting is now showing that Hello_theres’s cat is on camera taking multiple kickbacks from fishing industry insiders back in 1996”

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If you’re already making these comparisons, Biden has already lost. Get your guns, beans, and gasoline. Good luck.

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Oh so no one was calling Biden senile and incompetent before…nope…just now… 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Biden wasn’t yet going on live TV and having the only comprehensible thing he said during the whole event be that he beat medicare.

Edit: downvote it all you want. This is the most important election I’ve lived to see, and the democrats have collectively decided that our best chance of winning and stopping a full tilt descent into open Christian fascism lies with a guy who would have been sent home from being a Wal-Mart greeter. I think that’s completely insane. We can and should do better than Ruth Bader Ginsburging the election.

Yes, there’s a legitimate chance that Trump could die or become disabled in any of the same ways Biden realistically could between now and November; stroke, heart attack, fall with various injuries, just whole ass failing to wake up, etc. BUT consider the outcome. If Trump dies, as-is, the GOP is left directionless and we probably get four more years of conservative Democrats. If Biden dies, as-is, best case is we get a Kamala Harris who has been wholly unprepared and wholly unprepared for by the DNC, and we more than likely end up with however long it takes for the Christian Fascist regime to spark a civil war or otherwise implode under its own stupid weight, probably a good deal longer than four years. And between the two of them, Biden seems a lot more frail, and I’m not just talking about the debate stage. Every appearance I’ve seen from Biden in the last four to six months, even in carefully managed campaign ads, he looks and sounds like hell, his speech is a lot more unclear and uneven than it used to be (I will fucking elbow drop you if you say it’s his stutter. Compare Biden now to Biden twelve or even four years ago), he walks with the kind of old man shuffle that suggests he should be using a walker for his own safety. I think that Biden is at very real risk of death or disability soon, he’s most likely too frail to get us across the finish line, and we’re stupidly gambling the entire future of the country and the people that live in it because the Democrats love their stupid hierarchies or whatever (it’s her turn!). I swear, if we descend into Christian fascism and the consequences thereof, I’m going to slap every person I meet from the DNC. I’m going to slap them until they’re as fucking cooked as our country is.

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Well good luck to you, have fun, try not to nuke the rest of the world, and let’s hope the fascists don’t win.

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17 points

I’m not American but what other option do they have? The democratic party is in a bad shape and “just make another party” isn’t viable.

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52 points

Terrible analogy.

This is the goddamn DNC’s fault. They are allergic to supporting anyone that’s not an old school establishment Democrat.

Give us a suitable candidate. Biden is too old and everyone knows it.

Give us someone that is actually progressive and that actually wants to help the American people. We have a few very obvious issues that neither of our geriatric overlords are addressing.

  1. ADDRESS CLIMATE CHANGE. This is the most important one. Just do something. Anything. Nothing is being done and it’s getting hotter every year.

  2. Lower the cost of living. Rent is out of control. Food costs are out of control. It’s hard to live right now. Protect US citizens from corporate greed.

  3. Fix the real estate market. Most of us will never be able to own a house because several corporations have been allowed to run amok. Make it so the average person can buy a house.

  4. Healthcare for all. It’s not complicated.

  5. Stop the genocide.

Put someone forward with this obvious and simple platform, and I promise they win.

We are not married to Biden. Get us someone younger. Why is this so hard?

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  1. During Biden’s first term, we’ve made several of the biggest steps toward addressing climate change, ever
  2. Biden has made huge steps, despite congressional opposition, in making education and healthcare more affordable
  3. The real estate and rental prices are local, and some of us live where our local politicians are at least trying
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Yeah, Biden has done a lot of really good shit. The president only has so much power.

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You did have someone younger. DURING THE PRIMARIES WHEN THIS DECISION WAS MADE. PAY ATTENTION.

Or perhaps you didn’t like the younger man’s decisions.

So then maybe age alone doesn’t hold all the answers to everyone’s problems as you’d have us all believe.

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7 points

Who did you have on your primary ballot? Mine was Biden and No Preference

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Your mom

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4 points

Fucking thank you. I agree with every single one of these things

Wanna run for president? I’ll vote

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Primaires are over. That was the time to select the DNC candidate.

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Because for someone to get elected, they need more than just YOUR vote, David.

There are millions of voters that might agree with points 1,2,3 and 4, but don’t think it’s a genocide. They won’t vote for your guy.

Millions more agree with 1,2,3 and 5. But your guys ideas on Healthcare is a non-starter. More lost votes.

See where I’m going here? Your guy didn’t even say a WORD about abortion rights, immigration, gun laws, unemployment, inflation, global war and terrorism, technology threats, the economy, tariffs, and so much more.

It’s not the DNCs fault. Do you know how the Republicans made abortion illegal again? They attacked it year after year, and nobody on the left defended it. We just sit in message boards passively crying “Give us a suitable candidate!!”

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ADDRESS CLIMATE CHANGE.

that’s our job. government is not going to solve this. wanna make change for the better? start training for guerilla warfare.

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3 points

What are we as individuals supposed to do? I can only cut down on my polluting so much. My ability to do so is severely limited by the options available to me which are decided by corporations.

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Especially cause it’s a myth that regular people have all the power when it comes to climate change. Most of the issues come directly from factories that could be doing better to minimize toxic waste and pollution but instead they spend billions lobbying to make it okay.

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make the corporations scared of us/force their hand. hit their pocket books. make consequences for immoral CEO’s. don’t wait for government to do it. that window has closed.

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1 point

We’re really gonna civil war before breaking the two party system with Ranked Choice voting?

Oh course, the democrats are more important then stopping the civil war…

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Run, I’ll vote for you, hell id run on that platform exactly if I had a few million for campaigning.

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It’s a joke. Not an analogy lol

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The false dichotomy fallacy here is that we don’t have to choose either. There is still time to pick Robin. Younger; more charismatic; still moral.

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Nope. That’s Denying the Correlative. In the general election, there are two choices of statistical significance, supporting the DNC candidate, or supporting the RNC candidate. The Right is consistent in voting and wins when there is lower turnout for the DNC candidate (they are a minority). Third parties are spoilers, generally bleeding votes from the DNC candidate, making it more likely that the RNC candidate wins.

The Democratic primary ended in early June. That was the time to get Robin in. Now, it’s too late for that and the choice is between Alfred, who should be retired, and the Joker, who should be retired and wants to replace democracy with a dictatorship, put anyone who was mean to him in prison, and expand ongoing genocides where he thinks that he can profit off of the real estate that used to belong to the murdered inhabitants.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa… Who said anything about third-party?

The nominee isn’t official until the convention, which means we still have time. And I ask: what would happen between then and November should Biden suffer a fatal medical emergency or his condition get so worse it’s impossible to hide? Democrats would, of course, find a way to put someone else on the ticket.

So let’s not pretend it’s impossible or that the ship has sailed, for it has not.

If we actually grow a fucking backbone and realize that Biden:

  • Is performing WORSE in EVERY WAY compared to his 2020 run (where he eeked by with 40,000 votes)
  • Is performing WORSE than Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016.
  • 70% of the electorate BEFORE the catastrophic debate seen by 50 million people thought Biden was too old
  • 64% of independents POST-debate say they want Biden replaced on the ballot.

… And let’s acknowledge that we need to take a chance at an open convention or face a guaranteed loss.

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I think the third party is a valid thing to keep in mind. The Republicans are a bit more “ends justify the means”, which translates to not letting themselves get distracted by “perfect is the enemy of the good”. So they might even prefer a third party, but they are less likely to because they tend to be a bit more coldly strategic in their voting.

With respect to they can ignore the results of the primary vote… but that’s exactly the sort of thing that people accussed them of when they put Hilary Clinton up as their candidate. So the right can tear into them for ‘coronating’ their candidate instead of doing an election.

While they can put up someone else, it would be a pretty desperate act, and it’s hard to know which bad option is the worst of the options.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa… Who said anything about third-party?

Oh thank fuck.

I thought Biden was too old and too right-wing in 2020.

… And let’s acknowledge that we need to take a chance at an open convention or face a guaranteed loss.

The only problems that I see with an open convention are candidate name recognition for those who pay no attention and the fact that GOP states have already been trying fuckery with the ballots.

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show me robin.

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Whitmer. Shapiro. Newsom, even.

Before anyone tries to claim polls show they wouldn’t do better than Biden against Trump let me remind people that this is without them having the endorsement of the dnc or the inevitable viral media attention they’d receive from endorsements from Obama or Biden himself. They’d surge overnight.

You know who isn’t surging? Biden. He’s been steadily declining in every single data-point, and the debate didn’t help.

So you know what 70% of voters have a problem with? How old the two current candidates are.

Give them what they want. Give Americans new exciting shit to vote for. This is the country that watches the Kardashians and American Idol for christ sake.

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Maybe. On the other hand, changing out your candidate after one debate doesn’t inspire much confidence. And you lose the advantage a sitting president usually has in elections.

A new candidate might indeed do better, but the DNC is risk averse as hell. I don’t see them having the balls to make a move like this.

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i love bernie but he’s not an option

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…who you also went vote for because "both sides*.

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There is still time to pick Robin

LOL. Uh huh. Sure bud.

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And who is Robin in this example?

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John Stewart

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Cool, so we’re just going to make believe.

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The same Jon Stewart who has repeatedly expressed a strong desire never to go into politics?

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We absolutely cannot trust the DNC to not make the same mistake they made in 2016. But you are not wrong

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3 points

I think you mean Nightwing.

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2 points

Raven for President!

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6 points

I like how Democrats always frame this as the only two choices. They really, REALLY want to lose.

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It’s this endless litany of “Just because our guy sucks…” and I can’t imagine what that message is going to do to turnout in three months

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7 points

You have a better solution for tens of millions of voters to organize behind in the next 4 months?

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6 points

They had 4 years to light l find and line someone else up. Biden’s age isn’t a surprise that snuck up on anyone

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Soooo no other solutions? Gotcha, I’ll stick with the plan to vote Biden and let Harris take over if he steps down.

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It’s way easier to run a campaign this way, though. Who wants to acknowledge that the US issues are structural and require solutions that would go against the lobbyists and donors’ best interests?

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I’ve wanted Biden to croak and the party be forced to get behind Kamala sooo bad. Boom, younger candidate, female, minority(Indian mother, Jamaican father) incumbent that can be elected 2 more times. Maybe the plan is for it to happen next term? Idk. I don’t know a single thing she’s done besides be a VP, but damn give me someone who doesn’t look like they gonna die any second.

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Kamala isn’t very likeable, and I saw a recent interview (about Biden’s debate performance) where she acted pretty unhinged. She talked at Anderson Cooper like he was a child, had a wierd speech cadence, and smiled psychotically.

Only thing I know about her is she was a DA and prosecuted a lot of people for cannabis.

I’m actually not sure if she’d have a better chance at winning than Biden.

If, somehow, Biden wins, I’d bet she’d be president soon after. Rumors are Biden’s sundowning, and isn’t very coherent after 3pm. That’s only going to get worse, forcing him to step-down (or one would hope).

Harris would probably be a status-quo (i.e. actual conservative) president. Not good, but not as bad as a fascist president.

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But due to the first-past-the-post system, these are the only two options. The primaries are when you choose the candidates, and the election is when you choose the winner of the candidates. That’s the system you have. You really need to switch to a preferential voting system if you want to have more than two options in the presidential election.

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The unstated choice is a different candidate for Dems. Joe ran in 2020 as…

…oh fuck nevermind.

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