75 points

I was in the drink it camp right up until

the experts found bone remains and a gold ring at the bottom of the glass vessel.

It must have been a bone dry white wine though

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20 points

Ah, so a full bodied wine.

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9 points

Ah yes, a Soylent White Cabernet.

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7 points

I’ve had homemade distilled rice wine before that had tobacco leaves, a starfish, and a lizard in the bottle. It was actually really good.

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7 points

The original Sourtoe Cocktail

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6 points

That just adds character and flavor. 🥂

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3 points

Ew, did Beetlejuice put his engagement ring complete with severed finger in someone’s wine glass?

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4 points

Pfffflt, weak

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38 points
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“pourable” is used to describe wine about as often as “theoretically non-toxic”

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21 points

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My town has one of the oldest underground wine cellars in Europe with some bottles up to 300 years old. I talked to somebody maintaining the wine cellar and part of the cork replacement procedure that happens about every 50 years is to taste the wine - just a drop though. Apparently it’s pretty awful. His colleague said “You have to taste your way up to one of these!” which sounds like bullshit to me. I bet it doesn’t get better after 1700 more years.

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34 points

The real problem is once you get a taste for it, only 1,000 year old bottles will do.

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9 points

Classic user behavior

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8 points

taste your way up

More like taste your way down

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14 points

How is it even a wine at this point? Doesn’t it naturally become vinegar after long enough?

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9 points

When it oxidizes yes iirc. No or ultra low oxygen content means that process is greatly delayed.

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9 points

Oxidization is not the process that turns wine into vinegar, it is a secondary fermentation by bacteria that does it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar

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3 points

Buddy…

that sometimes develops on fermenting alcoholic liquids during the process that turns alcohol into acetic acid *with the help of oxygen from the air and acetic acid bacteria (AAB). It

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18 points

Don’t tell me what I do or do not want to do.

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