155 points

Why ARE WE randomly capitalizing CERTAIN WORDS for no APPARENT reason?

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121 points

YOU’RE absolutely correct, ENJOY.

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44 points

BECAUSE if we leave too much SPACE between capitalized KEYWORDS they blend TOGETHER, we get BORED and stop reading the SENTENCE

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17 points

Why does this read like a Trump campaign email/text

I really want to know who entered my info into their system so I can bludgeon them with a rusty chain, there is no opting out lol

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2 points

I don’t know your cysec practices so I can’t address the second paragraph, but to answer the first question - this is probably the reason

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9 points

It’s too bad it’s UGLY because you’re RIGHT this was much easier to READ

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20 points

MY LIFE OUT OF EVEN 1+1 YOU’RE ENJOY!

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16 points

They even capitalised the NUMBERS

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10 points

Holy SHIT

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15 points

It feels kinda like how comic books bold words for emphasis, and just about as randomly applied

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2 points

You put the em-PHA-sis n the wrong syl-A-byl.

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9 points

YeAh. We ShOuLd CaPiTaLiZe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr InStEaD.

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8 points

YOU’RE absolutely correct, ENJOY.

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5 points

Typography hell

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3 points

It’s definitely the next level of bionic reading.

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112 points

Do you want a fascist dicatorship? 'Cause letting assholes be dangerously wrong without pushback is how you get a fascist dictatorship.

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81 points

I have MAGA family members and it’s not just 1+1=5. It’s a word-vomit tsunami of absolute bullshit. And if you convince them that point 1/367 is not factual, they won’t accept that it disqualifies anything else (including the idea that he never tells lies), and you will have to re-prove that point 1/367 is not factual a few weeks later. It’s exhausting, and I’m fairly sure that is the point (and I’m fairly sure this is also an actual Russian propaganda technique called a “firehose of falsehoods”, regardless of whether it’s being used in that context).

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28 points

That’s when it’s time to shame, ridicule, ostracize, and exile. People like that do not deserve the benefits of living in a society.

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24 points

Thats our national issue, democrats care far less about the fascist vomit of the right than they do being polite, “understanding,” and “reaching across the aisle.”

J6ers tried to overtake the govt, hang em for treason. If their backers violently rise up, take em out too. Problem solved. Instead, dems make excuses for Republicans every day, say they can’t do anything about anything, then push a bunch of policies to further snuff out the left instead.

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8 points

How do you know? Its not like we are living in this situation right now

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25 points
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You know what, you’re absolutely correct. Enjoy!

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5 points

Hey

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2 points

The correct response in that situation is a warm fist to the face, not a debate

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68 points

In a real job you suffer the consequences of letting something stupid happen.

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26 points

Yes and no. Sometimes letting someone be stupid means they’re quickly replaced by someone hopefully less stupid.

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3 points

What happens when the stupid person is in charge of hiring?

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13 points

They hired you, didn’t they?

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5 points

Then they hire someone more stupid so they can appear to be smart. Which makes it a smart move, which means they’re smart.

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2 points

Unless they’re your manager. Then they stay forever or get promoted.

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24 points

True, but I don’t think Keanu here is giving career advancement advice

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11 points

Only the stupidity that affects your work directly.

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16 points

More things are a boomerang than you think.

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3 points

Australian mythbusters: let’s check this out.

Jokes aside, I think you are right.

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10 points

Pff, past jobs I’ve been at, you got written up for not doing the stupid thing(policy related, nothing that would put you in actual danger).

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1 point

Right, so there’s very few middle management or C Suite jobs, got it.

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1 point

You only need to have evidence of how it wasn’t ur fault, easy as that.

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66 points

That’s probably not a bad approach in general, but sometimes shit matters.

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25 points

Well, he is an actor…

Now you have an engineer do that. Boeing?

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Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

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8 points

Your missing the part in the middle where you spend 6 months telling them in no uncertain terms that the thing they are asking is stupid and will not work properly/safely.

Various back and forth emails, a completely “justified” performance review program because of your “falling standards” and several meetings with various managers at different levels of “importance”.

Also the “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY” is written at the bottom of your resignation letter or told to them directly in your “redundancy” exit interview.

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47 points

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.

-Jet Li

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6 points

True

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