182 points

“crushing it” might be a bit superlative but sure

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Keep in mind both of the user captured in the screenshot are paying X/Twitter users

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72 points

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Ayup, this one’s goin in the memes folder

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2 points

Xitter FTFY

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1 point

I’m still not sure how I feel about deliberately misnaming something as an insult.

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30 points

Not being a wannabe dictator is a huge step-up

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Are you guys aware that trump was already president once and we remember what happened?

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I don’t think Trump thought he would win, so he was unprepared, and he had some of the most incompetent people possible around him. He and the people around him will be prepared this time. A plan has already been drafted (Project 2025) by, presumably, intelligent people at right-wing think-tanks. Also, his rhetoric has changed, becoming similar to other historical and current dictators, and his “policies” have become more fascist (e.g. rounding up 11 million people in the U.S. for detention and forcible relocation).

Furthermore, while he was president, he did do some pretty dictator-like things. He had federal officers in unmarked vans abduct protestors with bags over their heads. He had the US Marshals assassinate Michael Reinoehl. He tried to get election results changed. And he tried a coup.

I think his, and his future administration’s goal will be to establish a one-party-rule, similar to Russia’s, with a more christofascist flavor. His and his family’s personal goals will be to enrich themselves by selling-out the state, and the christofascist stuff just provides them with the coalition they need to do so.

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What happened was an attempted coup, where a mob of people was only two barricaded doors away from murdering most of congress.

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His failed plot to overturn the legitimate election by submitting a fake slate of electors? Yes, we remember.

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24 points

I mean in terms of what he’s actually achieved he probably the best president we’ve had in my lifetime, and considering his lack of control in the houses, that’s pretty big.

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-1 points

Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about bird houses.

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4 points

No u

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If your a confused human my b. Decided to randomly test this out

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/IYpLSjzOOT

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19 points

Well comparing the two…

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10 points

Let’s not lower the standard anywhere near Trump.

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2 points

Too late.

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Joe Biden is either the singularly greatest president to have ever lived and our only hope for the future or the worst president in history, a total disaster, possibly the entire reason everything bad has ever happened.

I haven’t decided who I’m voting for yet, so I can’t tell which.

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15 points

Nuance doesn’t exist.

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4 points

We’ll know in November I guess… Either his hubris will cost us democracy or it’ll save it

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162 points

So HR left us with just two choices, assured us they were the best of the best, and of course it’s two geriatrics.

… one of whom is a rehire that tried to lynch us when we laid him off the first time. Good job HR, you wonder why people hate you.

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23 points

Office politics sure do suck.

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79 points

*someone who you’d already fired and then tried to blow up the building reapplied…

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22 points

I just want to point out there’s a third guy running and he’s only got a mild case of brain worms.

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12 points

Good idea, let’s trick half of the Trump voters into voting for him instead so Biden has an easy win

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11 points

There a multiple people running, the only third party candidate that is actually on the ballot in all 50 states (RFK is not on all 50 states ballots) Chase Oliver gets no airtime, the msm rather talk to you about brain worms then a practical candidate.

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Yeah but Chase wants to completely get rid of all tariffs, so, I mean, some of his policies aren’t the greatest. He’s also got absolutely no idea how healthcare works, wants to completely abandon all our military bases, and he doesn’t even mention global warming in his policies.

Guns? Great. Drugs? Great. Crime and punishment? Great. Privacy? Great.

But most of his power and economics policies would completely dog-fuck the US economy and our ability to negotiate on the international stage.

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78 points

What a perfect analogy, now let’s talk about why your company only opened up the application process to two ancient terrible people.

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49 points

Oh well that’s easy:

They had connections.

Networking is a bitch.

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5 points

Plus one of the former applicants was accused of both communism and antisemitism, the latter just due to not being 1000% pro-Israel and despite being Jewish himself. One another had “bad vibes”, people called her a “warhawk”, and called the former guy’s fans misogynist bros.

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6 points

Can you imagine having to put up with Bernie bros for 4 years? We really dodged a bullet there, guys!

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3 points

Nobody wants to work anymore smh

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0 points

You mean our company

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68 points

And had already been fired from said position…

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