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trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and not lose any votes. this all seems like it’s going according to plan.

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The boys did this last season. Its complete satire but its like holding a mirror to reality at the moment.

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Seems like he’s not the only one who can do this now

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Someone played uno reverse card on him…

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Biden has the chance to do a big, big funny here.

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He wont even condemn Israel to improve his ratings. At this point it seems that the democrats are trying to get trump elected.

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What if democracy lost 12 years ago and they just pretended the Dems still existed?

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Not seeing a condemnation of Israel anywhere in there.

C’mon

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If he relly believes democracy is at stake there is only one course of action left

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I used the chistofascist supreme court to destroy the chistofascist supreme court.

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Middle of the next debate, right in the forehead. Needs a good walk-off one liner to follow it though, that’s probably the biggest obstacle for him

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Knife missile on SCOTUS?

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4 points

Send in the flying slap-chop.

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Just drone strike the debate. No survivors. People want both candidates off the table, give the people what they want.

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Cyberpunk Intensifies.

How long until the President is also the sitting CEO of Raytheon or Blackwater?

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We could just go with the cowboy classic Pinkerton as well

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Nah, they got bought by Securitas.

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Does this mean the President can murder the SC members they don’t like and replace them?

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Sure. Even better, if you replace them with ones that will rule this was an error and the president only gets qualified immunity, you’ll still be in the clear because you were acting on what you thought the law was.

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The better move is actually remove the SC, replace it with a new one that repeals all Republican changes since 1980.

Allow the president immunity until the end of this term, then make it a death penalty offence to basically do anything Trump or his cronies have done.

After all of MAGAs leaders are in jail or in the ground for the treason they committed RETIRE and hold an election again.

Their plan will be put back decades AND it’ll be in the light of day for everyone to see.

We can’t win forever but we can win for a while longer

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Yes, but

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If he went to their homes and strangled them himself? Yes. If he ordered someone to do it? The laws and UCMJ apply to those people so no. There’s this thing people keep forgetting about. The UCMJ isn’t just guidelines. It’s actual rules. And murder is still illegal.

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If he went to their homes and strangled them himself?

I was actually think of him pulling a Vlad the Impaler and inviting them over for dinner.

The UCMJ isn’t just guidelines. It’s actual rules. And murder is still illegal.

If there’s anything I learned from the Trump years, hell even the Bush II years, is that there are no rules if no one enforces them.

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IANAL, but there is the presidential power to pardon. So the president could in theory give an illegal order (as long as it is an official act they have immunity) and promise a presidential pardon once the order is fulfilled (therefore extending immunity to the perpetrator). Meaning the president can entirely circumvent the UCMJ.

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And those people would still face state charges because that’s how that works. You can’t get a presidential pardon for state crimes.

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Plenty of people willing to go to jail for 20 years to preserve democracy.

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If there were someone would have taken a shot at Trump long before now.

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Congrats everyone, we got the Purge, but remember this is America where hoarding happens. Everyone doesn’t get one day, one person gets 4 years.

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