81 points

Sure, but then there won’t be any conservative judges left to let him off the hook for it.

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61 points

Doesn’t matter. He’ll be dead before they’re done litigating it.

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2 points

We probably all will.

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44 points

That’s fine. Batman needs to break the Joker’s neck, and then turn himself in with the body in tow.

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I will remove judges until it is no longer legal to do so.

  • Something Biden should really proclaim.
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9 points

I will remove judges until it is no longer legal to do so. I will not be using traditional legal mechanisms to remove said judges.

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40 points

The remaining judges rule that the previous ruling was in error, the President says he was acting under the interpretation of the law at the time, everyone shakes hands and goes home.

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2 points

Literally how the law works so every SC decision doesn’t set off a century’s worth of lawsuits

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10 points

The hero’s arc

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Unironically yes, and he could easily justify it as ‘official business’ as dealing with traitors too.

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For some reason I imagine shirtless ripped Biden walkinging into the supreme court champer ripping a cig and saying “nothing personal, this is just official presidential business.” Slipping on some brass knucks and charging into a fray of bodies.

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27 points

He’s more likely to slip on the waxed floor and shatter a hip.

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22 points

I’m sure everything at SCOTUS is elderly proof.

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Which is odd because it’s not at all what he would do.

What he will do is meekly protest this ruling, maybe say something like “I respect the ruling and the rights of the law” and continue to do nothing.

Be nice if he could fight fire with fire for once and show the right what they’re setting up.

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9 points

“Presidential business, Jack”

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3 points

He needs to at least impale senators with the American flag.

https://youtu.be/W8imsr2WmEg?si=-AwvPodkhAWcyF3l

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5 points

Such cringe. The dude is barely conscious.

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10 points

Not nearly as cringe as the MAGA idiots that have posters of Donald “Diaper” Trump looking like Rambo.

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7 points

It’s all extremely embarrassing.

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13 points

Biden should at least go full Office Space and move all of their desks to the basement of the Supreme Court building. Maybe pass an executive order where the justices all have to ride to work together on a special Supreme Court short bus. I’m fine if he keeps it petty but I just hope he does something to show how dumb of a ruling it is (but probably won’t).

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This is a fine idea

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29 points

It sure would be a shame if certain justices scuba vacations happened to be hit with drone strikes

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12 points

They shouldn’t have driven near the exploding spatulas.

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