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Not good enough for Republicans. John Deere has to abandon any and all programs to have a diverse workforce.

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I am taking they fired DEI grifters then…

Who is crying over that lol fuck those clowns.

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And you’re evidence that those people were “grifters” is what?

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My work made sit a through “seminar” one time because exec team is all white…

They though hiring this trash and wasting my time will fix the perception of all white exec team…

It did not haha but now I know what DEI actually means tho

Where is your evidence this shit has use beyond corporate PR cirlc jerk?

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What’s a few billion between the bourgeoisie.

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No joke, in certain instances of my profession a few billion is a rounding error. Real money numbers today are fucking enormous.

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The struggle is glorious innit

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Billionaires aren’t the bourgeoisie. They are the aristocrats. The bourgeoisie is more like six-figure annual income in the US.

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3 points

Ah, it’s last year vs this year. I get it.

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Profit doesn’t matter if it doesn’t make the line go up! It’s a failing company because line didn’t go up! Tractors aren’t the product. Only line is product. All hail line. If we pray to line, perhaps line go up?

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Yes, yes, now: about those executive paychecks. We feel $27M per year isn’t competitive. We’re thinking more like 500M. To start.

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They wouldn’t use the word competitive though. They use that word for the lower employees, and its meaning is “we’d pay you lower if we could”. Well actually I guess for a few hundred they did just that by going to zero. Nothing can be done though, line is all. The joke at my work is about the company stock price. All praise stock. We don’t see anything from it, but it’s glorious.

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Yup sadly with how the Crockmarket works a company can fail because the line didn’t go up. If it doesn’t go up investors will pull out and kill a company but this thinking is bullshit because as soon as a company starts to dip some will sell but others will step in and then the new line is a bit lower but then it can go up without layoffs.

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Remember that trope about AI destroying humanity due to mistakenly trying to over-optimize for bent paperclips

Turns out it was actually always about the lines humanity itself could raise along the way

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10 to 15 yrs later: “Line no longer go up! We need bailout!, if no bailout, line go down and politicians fired!”

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Humanity is not important. Humanity must sacrifice itself for The Line.

The Line will continue to Go Up, whether or not humanity is around to see it. All hail the Line.

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Me furiously taking post-apocalyptic worldbuilding notes from your comment 🫨🫨🫨

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The Line will the people, from the Place of Lies to the Land of Plenty. The Line does not deviate.

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We ONLY made 10 BILLION in profit!?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JOHNSON!? We made 10 last year! This year is supposed to be 12 billion!

YOU’RE ALL FIRED!

The inner workings of a Totally Sane Business Economy™

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Line them throats, line them wrists,

For the market share

They’d call us terrorists

We can hardly care.

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Let us all gather and pray for the ascension of the demarcation.

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Me, imitating the pose of a thoughtful looking person I saw in a magazine: have we tried AI the line? Like make AI do the line, and me have more money? Need more money for AI implement line AI money make?

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Most people know this recent history, but in case you missed it:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-64206913

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So payback for right-to-repair? Feh. They’d have done it anyway. Flag-wavers in farm country expecting some incoming cognitive dissonance.

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Payback wasn’t the point, I was just providing some context. John Deere sucks for multiple reasons.

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We’re living through the shittiest part of late-stage capitalism. It’ll never be good for typical people again.

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I dunno I think we can do better, just saying.

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