At least my digits go to a better place. 😇
I was in the emergency room in early July once and it was full of guys with ice packs on their hands. It wasn’t even the fourth.
Does it make me a bad person to hope that the little shits setting off fireworks until 2am from mid-June through September blow at least one finger off?
Took me a second.
Cab someone explain for non-Americans?
I worked at a hospital that would keep a record of lost fingers every 4th of July from fireworks accidents. It was always amazing how many people blow off a finger every year! There is a popular place in the areas south of Seattle, near Native American Reservations (they don’t have the same laws on the rez so they sell illegal fireworks) to buy fireworks and within half a mile and 20 minutes apart two people blew their fingers off one year.