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Does it make me a bad person to hope that the little shits setting off fireworks until 2am from mid-June through September blow at least one finger off?

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No

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Before reading the text, I thought this was a reference to supreme court uncle ruckus looking to abolish OSHA.

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I was in the emergency room in early July once and it was full of guys with ice packs on their hands. It wasn’t even the fourth.

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Smart of them to get finger surgery at off peak times.

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Early bird discount?

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Got get an extra finger added early

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10 points

Burn it!

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18 points

try finger
but hole

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18 points

5 in the pink, 3 in the stink

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Looks like this year they also got a skull to join them.

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