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You totally forgot the leather…

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And the gelatine

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And the bones you can make stock from

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And my axe!

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And my money!

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You’d think they’d remember the Jell-O.

There’s always room for Jell-O.

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You’ve officially gathered a flock of rage downvoters squid.

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Am I the only one outraged that this is obviously a photo of a screen where someone left the mouse cursor in the middle of the shot?!

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You should be happy it wasn’t printed out, faxed, and photocopied on top of that.

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Dot-matrix

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We scan all our faxes. Does someone know how to pdf this??

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Sounds like how some of our customers are sending bug reports. At least replace the damn magenta ink, Bob!

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Of course. That one time I blissfully missed the cursor, someone has to rub it in my face and ruin my Friday!

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How management views technical staff.

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Don’t forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

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