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I guess I’d buy a hard drive, the store hasn’t closed yet

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Most of a week of groceries.

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1 hundred cups of coffee, of course.

No Futurama love here?

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I can’t decide bergen one one hundred dollar hookerbot or one hundred one dollar hookerbots.

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freedom freedom freedom, oy!

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Whale please

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That’s a week of groceries, I’m happy with that! Thank you!!

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Your groceries are a single thing?

OP is asking about one $100 item

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I’ll allow it.

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A single hundred-dollar food cube.

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Best I can do is blended caviar popsicle

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My foster kid/niece has been asking for a new bed. If I had to do it in one item, then I’d go there. She/we is penalized from state funding because Florida will not pay relative care to another state. I’ve had her 18 months as a licensed foster home and still have red tape 🤬. Thanks Ron DeSantis.

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I won’t downvote you for thanking Ron Deslimeball, but I will say…Ew.

Even if it was sarcastic. Still ew.

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How do you know he isn’t buying one butchered cow, which can provide many meals?

Delicious, delicious, meals. Dammit! We need cheese and bacon now!

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Most of my Internet bill for the month

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