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princess diana the guy from wham

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George Michael. Say his name.

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George Michael his name

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And I’m never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm

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Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend 🤷🏻‍♂️

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You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don’t wanna miss it when you hit that hair

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I’m not kidding, I used to think the lyric was “filthy feet and I got no river”.

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Damn, Princess Diana got it goin on!

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*Prince

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I’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle

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Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

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Me too buddy, meee too

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My sister gets expensive and fancy shampoos and conditioners but they don’t leave my hair looking hella good the way some cheap-ass L’Oreal does.

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It’s all got to do with the pH. That stands for pretty hair by the way

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So higher pH equals more pretty hair? I’ll go wash my hair with sodium hydroxide, brb!

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