1 point
Now I want a bed made of grass
3 points
He put them everywhere except on his eyes, where they are known to have the most benefit? (See: Hollywood et al, every spa scene ever, 1800-2024)
7 points
“Reduce looking sleepless”
Ah yes, words. That’s the worst way I’ve even seen anyone try to describe looking tired.
2 points
Mate, you’re on the internet. There’s a good chance the OP is not a native english speaker. Hell, they could have run this post through google translate and just assumed it would be correct for all you know. Whining about bad grammar on the internet is such a dumb thing to do.
4 points
This reads like cucumbers are some killer out to get you with that man’s eyes.
