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Brother do you know what true neutral means

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I disagree with most of these but that one most of all.

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kleenex is too good, should be replaced for sandpaper

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There is exactly 1 sheet in the box

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It’s not just the discomfort it causes to the user, it’s how high quality, non-dissolving paper fucks the sewer system for everyone.

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#60GritLife

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I’ve had friends that used coffee filters because they forgot to buy TP :/

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Chaotic evil would be a box of socks. Will it clog the toilet? Will it be effective? Will any even be used? Who cares, it’s not my problem.

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Lawful evil owns a cat.

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Either I’m the luckiest person ever or this isn’t as universal as everyone always makes it out to be. My house was always a multi-cat household growing up and I’ve got one cat of my own now. In total I’ve lived with 8 cats and my parents have had another 3 come in since I moved out. We have always aligned the toilet paper over and not once that I’m aware of did our cats ever unroll it.

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Yeah same. I’ve had about 7 cats in my life so far (all long cozy lives from rescue kitten to old kittens). The first one tried it a little as a kitten then fell in the toilet and that fixed it. None of the others did

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Ive had 2 as a child and 4 as an adult. Only one of them has a penchant for it. He will go for it every opportunity he gets. It is dependent on personality, but flipping the TP around is a deterrent. In the bathroom he has access to I keep it in a cabinet.

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Yeah, all it takes is one cat who goes for it and you’d have to adjust. I just don’t believe it’s super common the way common wisdom on the internet suggests.

I also think the amount of other enrichment your cats get can deter this sort of “naughty” behavior. I see that as them trying to find something fun to do. If they have other outlets I would hypothesize they’d be less inclined towards this.

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Chaotic evil needs to be flushable wet wipes

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“Flushable”

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Lawful evil are a pair of clams

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