13 points

The shovel is clearly OP it will be nerfed in the next patch.

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There’s a grate on the intakes.

They can claim they built them for radar reasons, but we know it was to keep shovels out.

Please get your act together this proposal is silly.

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I suppose that’s why he’s using dirt instead of the entire shovel.

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We move to hand spades then?

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Grid is 1.5cm spacing.

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Pitchforks it is, then.

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Seems like a perfect job for some long metal sticks. Time to bring back the javelin!

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Hmm. Small measuring spoons?

Advanced tactics: forgo dirt, just dump in a bin of carefully-oriented 1/4 teaspoon measures.

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Will that fit an MRE spoon?

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You need a missile strike first on the grate, then you can throw the shovel

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How ya gonna do that? It’s stelf

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Eyeball it

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I’d love to see you use a shovel to fling dirt 40,000 ft.

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Gimme a ~$112 million budget and I’ll at least get it a few feet closer. No promises, though.

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I can certainly promise I’ll use that budget to the fullest.

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Hole with nuke on the bottom, spade blocking the hole entrance

Spend the rest on booze and bbq

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Jeeesus, that’s gold right there!

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You missed a weak point: Pilots are susceptible to damage from having a shovel firmly whacked in their faces.

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“Would you care to share my toasted cheese sandwich?”

SPANG

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I’m enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, Z.

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