39 points
boomer-pilled.
30 points
Considering the son is going to stay a child for the rest of his unlife as well, I think inheritance would be the least of his worries.
12 points
26 points
Vampire fiction story where every matriarch/patriarch accepts that the way they die of “old age” is when one of their underlings gets sick of being promised all the power and not getting it so they get fed up/ kill their master/ learn the same secret.
22 points
2 points
13 points
This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.
4 points
3 points
11 points
My dad is Dracula (and also an asshole)