Gotta get that post nut clarity to make sure it is you and not the horny feelings leading you to making that decision.

This reminds me of the guy that shot up that supermarket in Buffalo and live-streamed it that had yiff pulled up on his phone at the beginning.

This is probably the least crazy part of the whole equation. I mean if you’re about to go do something that’s going to absolutely get you fucking killed, might as well rub one last one out before you go.

Ah, the good ol’ wisdom wank

What did he watch?