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This is amazing, omg 😲 why didn’t we see this before! Egyptians had electricity and only this guy found it…

/s (in case…)

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Have you not seen those big teslacoil defence tower–monolith things? How did you think those were powered?

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those where obviously fueled with the refined tiberium they imported from Agarttha

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Sacrifices? God’s will? Oh no, sorry aliens… it was aliens 👽

I’m no Egyptologist, but I think I saw on the interwebs someone had proof it was aliens, they just can’t share the proof right now…

/s (again)

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Yes, definitely aliens, because no way did those Brown people ever come up with how to build such complex structures. Nope. Definitely aliens. White aliens at that. Probably from the Anglo Saxon galaxy.

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Alien sacrifices for favourable gods will, yes, that is correct.
And yes, it was (mostly) aliens bcs if higher copper concentration in their blood.

How could anyone believe Egyptians had electricity by wire, that doesn’t make any sense.

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5 points

They only built the pyramids because a voice shouted: “Silos needed”.

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Makes sense, can’t have minerals from Agarttha piling up out in the open.

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2 points

If you use an emoji here, it’s assumed you’re being sarcastic and pretending to be one of them

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1 point

Well, I never know in today’s internet. That’s why I said “in case”.

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39 points

Ah yes, things that look the same must be the same. Much science.

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11 points

Hmm… This ape skeleton looks like this human skeleton…

WAIT! NOT LIKE THAT!!!

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20 points

OK, that’s not as nuts as some of these. So what are the artifacts?

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They’re made out of wood and the wires are museum mounts.
Per this site, they’re furniture decorations.
http://www.joanannlansberry.com/fotoart/brklyn/wud-djed.html

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Sorry… you think believing the Ancient Egyptians had electricity because those things look kind of like electrical insulators isn’t nuts? Because I have news for you- two things can look alike and be totally different things.

This, for example, is not a petrified screw. It’s a crinoid. A once-living sea creature.

I don’t know what those Egyptian things are, but it is definitely nuts to assume they’re electrical insulators just because they resemble them.

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32 points

It’s nuts that looks like a bolt.

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It’s the “stem” of an ancient sea creature (an animal, not a plant) from about 400 million years ago that looked something like this:

This is sea lily, one of its modern descendants:

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5 points

Don’t worry, I got your joke!

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19 points

In the (paraphrased) words of Milo Rossi, conspiracy theories use “looks like” a lot

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Milo is a hero of mine.

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The thing about any crackpot argument for “ancient electricity” that just dawned on me, is that they call it The Bronze Age for a reason, the ancients insisted on the versatility of their metal (bronze = copper + tin) over its’ conductivity (pure copper).

There was a more ancient Copper Age, but it was brief, bronze was the definition of a technological leap forward.

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