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Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

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At least name it well. What’s tw supposed to mean?

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It’s trigger warning for the self harm risk involved in reading angular.

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Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

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I also thought you weren’t supposed to kink shame?

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Do you mean JS is your kink? Well, everyone has eir quirks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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What part of the younger generations are being judgmental about what people are into in their private lives? As long as it isn’t hurting anyone (without enthusiastic and sapient consent), I don’t see an issue.

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Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

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8 points

Oh, I’m guessing you’re one of the Vue degenerates, right?

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Hey, don’t kinkshame man. Just look at those stupid sexy v-bind

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It’s a v-bindage kink.

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This was hilarious but man, is it loathsome that the Internet now censors the words porn and piss simply because China needs to reach every young American with their bullshit malware.

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Wait. What does China have to do with this? Is saying porn and piss illegal in china?

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TikTok does this censoring

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Instagram too, hardly a Chinese problem

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And somehow the youth loves it anyway.

What happened to rebellion, kids? And you even have shit to be mad about now.

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China has to do with malware. However you want to define it. NSA has plugs everywhere, so does China.

Censoring has to do with reach and realities of parasite media. Targeting young demo keeps platforms first growing then afloat(see kik still being around shoveling “teenager demo” while being a csm hell hole).

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Lol so full mask off now? Instead of heavily twisting the truth into lies, we’re now just flat out making them up out of nothing

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The fuck’s wrong with you?

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Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?

Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.

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I agree. The millions and millions of liters of urine produced every day - and everywhere! - is just horrifying.

What kind of world…!

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Censored subtitles must be the most stupid thing that exists.

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My poor virgin eyes can only handle so many naughty words

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When you call someone a cunt but the censor makes it seem like you only called them a dork 😭

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Fixing this problem is what ai was built for

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I know I fucking hate that, and they all follow that trend for views and shit, before it was genuine, now everything feels so fake, if you are gonna speak rude works do it, if you won’t don’t then, but don’t do lame censoring which does not help anyone but the algorithm.

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That was great

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Unfortunately still doesn’t explain what to do when you’re covered in piss 😔

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Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

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At that point you either take a shower or start licking

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Would you do it for $100?

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You mean p!$$

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What’s the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?

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You get more than $600 for fullstack?

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It depends (mostly on the timeframe)

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With man-on-man you’re at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

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Depends. Man on man is generic.

Full stack is… you know. fullnstack

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How big does a stack of man on man have to be in order to be considered fullstack?

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A full stack of pancakes is 5?

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