At some point in the last 4 years, I spontaneously evolved from the 11am friend into the 6am friend. I have no explanation for this.
Nope, I’m old and have evolved into an 11am friend. I keep hearing about how old people are out of bed at sparrow fart and get stuff done, but it’s never happened to me.
It primarily depends on if you have kids and their sleeping schedule as well as your job schedule. I wake up early AF, but I don’t like it. I’m a natural night owl and hate super early mornings.
First, I’d like to sincerely thank you for the term “sparrow fart.”
Second, I believe the same is happening to me. I used to leap out of bed as soon as morning light hit the room. Now I’m finding unrequested motivation to complete tasks at night, and groan at the sound of my alarm.
I effectively have been a morning person for years, but I still think my natural state is a night owl. Give me a vacation or even a long weekend and my sleeping schedule shifts to where it truly wants to be.
I never recovered from 2.5 years of 5 and dimes. But give it enough time it might cycle around again
Yeah, but can the 6am friends stay up all night browsing increasingly obscure websites, while reflecting on the poor state of the world and feeling helpless to change anything?
I think not.
I am the 12 pm friend who booked a separate hotel and said I had plans in the morning so I can’t meet them until 1 pm at the earliest.
I am the friend who gets up with the 6 am friends, eats, and then goes back to sleep with the 11 am friends.
I’m up at 6am because I haven’t gone to bed yet.