Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you’re JC Penny 203? I’m at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in.

If I’m unable to finish my life in my own home, that doesn’t sound like a terrible option.

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I’m down and claiming the candy store in 113!

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Instead of puzzles and bingo night, we’re having GoldenEye tournaments and D&D night!

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No Oddjob!

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That’s just assumed. Sign me up for the Pistols: License to Kill league.

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I’ll take a Payless Shoes. Usually at one of the ends, sort of tucked away. Good bit of space, and quick access to the parking lot.

Oh yeah, like 90% of that parking lot can get repurposed into a park. Throw a bus stop in there.

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Those are also the “mall rat” generations, so it’d be pretty fitting lol.

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We can watch the original Fast and Furious, recreate a mockup of HTML eBay and put 5hp stickers on our mobility scooters with RGB under glow lighting, and sub’s around our nitrous bottles.

I live my life one quarter footprint store front at a time…

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And, naturally, we’d be hauling boomboxes blasting gangsta rap in the baskets of our mobility scooters. lol.

Our generation’s old-folks home gonna be lit

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I’m thinking this leads to MegaCity 1 type situations like in Dredd.

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mobility scooters with RGB under glow lighting

This but unironically. I think I need to find someone willing to let me do this to their scooter or wheelchair; I’ve got parts to spare and if it gets even a few chuckles it will be worth doing.

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I think that’s the point.

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mall walks!

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With those moving walkways you see in airports.

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This isn’t a too shabby of an idea. It probably won’t be used but a mix of stores and homes in one building sounds great.

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That would be a cool place to live to me.

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The idea of apartments centered around a grocery plaza has been a thing for a while. It’s almost an answer, except it still requires transportation to everything else. Plus the stores tend to be higher prices to support the cost of property and because they can.

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Add a metro station, a large parking garage, should work

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apartments centered around a grocery plaza has been a thing for a while

Do you mean like… a town?

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A town is a bit more than that, but it is how towns typically began, from a central trading place and nearby settlements. Only this is a planned concrete parking lot and established chain along with fully built domiciles, already in a city/town’s jurisdiction.

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ITT: people want cyberpunk megabuildings

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I would love to see this kind of repurposing of properties to be far more common! Malls tend to be fairly central, so they make ideal locations for being nearby everything a person could need in a residential setting.

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