52 points
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I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
35 points
3 points
21 points
10 points
15 points
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
1 point
24 points
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“Catholic freight depot random city” makes callers pause for a second to think about what they just heard.
13 points
1 point
88 points
“Ahoy 'hoy” like Mr. Burns in the Simpsons?
15 points
“[your city] Police, how can I help you.”
13 points
喂你好！（or any language the caller probably doesn’t understand!)
